CJACOBS: 001

[cjacobs]

If something breaks, please advise engineering, and we will fix it as soon as possible. If you do not tell us, it remains broken, and in some cases, it gets worse. A small problem is a big problem because nobody reported it. We don't point fingers and place blame (publicly). You won't get in trouble if you break something. You will receive my express disappointment if you do not report it. Do you want to experience my disappointed face?

Summary: report when things are broken when they happen or are noticed, not months later.

Comments

[witlessbay]

who can't catch a snake

[highvolt]

why are you making bare-handed snake catching sound normal?

[witlessbay]

they're everywhere

[highvolt]

in my 27 years of life on this earth, i have never touched a snake.

[witlessbay]

really?

[highvolt]

really really.

[witlessbay]

had you seen one

[highvolt]

i make regular eye contact with asmodeus to assert dominance, and i lose each time because he loses interest.

[witlessbay]

checks out

[highvolt]

the least he could do is speak parseltongue.

[witlessbay]

what's that

[highvolt]

what did you say to me?

[witlessbay]

what's this about

[highvolt]

i can't talk to you right now. i'm gonna go lay down face first on the floor.

[arasch]

You could change that very easily with Orlaith here.

[highvolt]

if you listen carefully through the vents, you can hear my barely contained scream.

[arasch]

Orlaith wouldn't let anything happen to you.

[highvolt]

i know that!!!!!

[heelhook]

all kids touch snakes

[highvolt]

just because i ate fire ants once doesn't mean i touched snakes.

[delilahs]

that's way weirder than touching snakes

[highvolt]

i was a CHILD!!

[delilahs]

meanwhile I was normal and caught snakes

does it hurt to eat fire ants

[backdrive]

I don't think this is true.

[bilem]

they don't.