slynfield 001

[foundlostfound]

I just got here.
What are the things you all hate that I should avoid doing.

[...] In the interest of assimilating quickly, not reverse-hazing, which would be extremely bold.

Comments

[agyieus]

they're bad at hazing people here

[foundlostfound]

Was there an attempt?

[agyieus]

i keep having to give them ideas.

[foundlostfound]

Well that defeats the purpose. You can't toilet paper your own room.

[agyieus]

we're actually pretty strict on resource management up here so that's out anyway

[foundlostfound]

I figured. [...] What hazings did you teach them? So I can watch out.

[agyieus]

they all call me baby boy

[foundlostfound]

They really are bad at this. That's endearing.

[agyieus]

i'm sure you'll get your own nickname soon enough. everyone's too friendly.

[foundlostfound]

I hope it's also baby boy.

[agyieus]

no, that one's mine.

[foundlostfound]

Ah. Seniority rules, I suppose.

Hey. You don't

calpol

[witlessbay]

you wanna talk or not talk?

calpol

[agyieus]

jesus christ. how do you even know what's happening?

calpol

[witlessbay]

im under a gag order. and honestly, i dont really know anything

calpol

[agyieus]

uh huh. sure.

i don't have much to say.

calpol

[witlessbay]

she's not yelling at you, so that's a one up on me.

calpol

[agyieus]

yeah.

calpol

[witlessbay]

how'd you leave it?

calpol

[agyieus]

we didn't. i went to work and mysteriously vanished.

calpol

[witlessbay]

and she's not shit.

calpol

[agyieus]

we never really knew each other that well anyway.

[agueyegrey]

Did you want us to haze you? Because that can be arranged.

[agyieus]

only if it feels right. don't force it or anything.

[agueyegrey]

Suggestive phrasing there.

But we'll see what we can do.