slynfield 001

[foundlostfound]

I just got here.
What are the things you all hate that I should avoid doing.

[...] In the interest of assimilating quickly, not reverse-hazing, which would be extremely bold.

Comments

[murphyy]

you're not gonna need to listen to half the things people say.

[foundlostfound]

My nonsense filter is up and functioning so well.

[heelhook]

manners

[foundlostfound]

You hate manners or are you telling me to Manners.

[murphyy]

feels like you'd like it if someone yessir'd you.

[witlessbay]

remind me to keep you away from luis

[finotti]

I don't think anyone wouldve thought reverse hazing until you brought it up

[foundlostfound]

You really wouldn't suspect anyone of reverse hazing?

fox/maryle/sefi/sloane

[loculus]

I picked Sloane up in Montana so be nice.

This message is mostly for Maryle.

fox/maryle/sefi/sloane

[chemveil]

Shove it, I'm so nice.

[chemveil]

Should've silently reverse-hazed, that's way more fun.

We had an episode with someone clipping their toenails in the library, so don't do that. Library has lots of rules and alleged rules.

[foundlostfound]

Maybe I'm lying and I'm reverse-hazing you all right now. You don't know.

I'm hearing a lot about this library.

[witlessbay]

is reverse hazing when the new person is the bully or when we're all nice to the new person

[foundlostfound]

When the new person is the bully. Everyone being nice to someone new is just positive hazing.

[reidings]

One thing we don't hate is karaoke.

[foundlostfound]

Oh my god. Is there karaoke all the time.

[arasch]

Welcome aboard, newbie.

[foundlostfound]

Very pleased to be here. Sloane.

[delilahs]

Hi, welcome!!! I feel like as long as you're not an asshole and know how to behave respectfully in shared spaces, you're fine

[foundlostfound]

I don't think I'm an asshole.

[loculus]

Living on a ship, but I don't think you can do much to fix that.

[foundlostfound]

With the current alternatives, that one's not really a choice, is it. But if I see a big adjunct space-mansion anywhere I'll let you know.

[josj]

Welcome, welcome. It’s not so bad— you know, simple things to follow by. Being courteous and kind, the usual.

Reverse hazing is creative strategy though. What would be the first thing you’d do if you were to have your villain reverse-haze arc?

[foundlostfound]

I can manage that.

This isn't a confession in case it happens in a different capacity, but I'd hide everyone's keys or glasses in their pockets or purses.

[agyieus]

they're bad at hazing people here

[foundlostfound]

Was there an attempt?

[emercer]

You're inviting way too many opinions here.

[foundlostfound]

I like opinions. Lets me know what to work with.

[adequacies]

Welcome. I’m Eva, and I hate mouth breathers.

[foundlostfound]

Oh. Right next to your ear. Hell.

[dochenka]

Welcome. My list is long.

[foundlostfound]

Start in on it.

[jaxsons]

I'm sure you're tired as all hell of welcome aboards, but welcome aboard. It's Sloane?

[foundlostfound]

It might be a little funny if someone next told me just to leave. It is Sloane. Hi. Thank you for not being the one to tell me to leave.

[agueyegrey]

Laundry.
I've got a theory that if enough of us kick up a fuss, they'll assign a department for it.

[foundlostfound]

Are you proposing a laundry strike?

[riio]

What’s something you like and don’t have onboard?

[foundlostfound]

Oh. I don't know. I've only been here a few hours. I think I have everything I need, though.

[rjacobson]

People hate therapy here, and avoid doing it. They shouldn't, but they do.

[foundlostfound]

I think I'm aligned with the majority, there. I'm sorry.

[archiees]

I should have done this.

[foundlostfound]

No, you shouldn't have. All I've got is some concerning news about the library and a complete lack of hazing.

[orlaith]

lingering