slynfield 001

[foundlostfound]

I just got here.
What are the things you all hate that I should avoid doing.

[...] In the interest of assimilating quickly, not reverse-hazing, which would be extremely bold.

Comments

[loculus]

I much prefer your opinion to Maryle's today. Thank you.

[jaxsons]

You being bullied again, Dom?

[loculus]

Without end.

[jaxsons]

Come on down to the office, I'll hold your hand.

[loculus]

I do hope you're not courting me.

[jaxsons]

Did we get in a time machine back to the 1600s?

[loculus]

"I do hope you're not trying to fuck me" is too crass for me, Jaxson, and presumes far too much.

[jaxsons]

Oh, was me sitting in your lap the other night not obvious enough? Sounds like a you problem, champ.

[loculus]

Jaxson.

[jaxsons]

Domingo.

[loculus]

Jaxson.

jax.
Every year I leave and I think "No, there's no universe in which these men can become even hornier in my absence." And every year I return and am proven a fool.

[chemveil]

He's bullying me, actually.

[jaxsons]

What's going on today, kids?

[chemveil]

He said I'm not nice.

[jaxsons]

Well, nice can be relative, but I never thought otherwise.

[chemveil]

He's batting 0 for 3, everyone thinks I'm nice.

[loculus]

That's because none of them know you as well as I do.

[chemveil]

Or maybe it's because you're trash and wrong. ♥

[loculus]

Trash!

[jaxsons]

Always appreciate an idiom about baseball.

[chemveil]

Always happy to provide preferred idioms. Because I'm very nice and like spreading joy.

[jaxsons]

I know this about you.

[murphyy]

make it 4.

[chemveil]

Awww, thanks. ♥

I almost feel bad for him.

[murphyy]

'cause you're so nice and all.