slynfield 001

[foundlostfound]

I just got here.
What are the things you all hate that I should avoid doing.

[...] In the interest of assimilating quickly, not reverse-hazing, which would be extremely bold.

Comments

[jaxsons]

I'll be sure to step on his foot next time I see him, just for you.

[loculus]

Don't do this?

[jaxsons]

You'll be in shoes.

[loculus]

Now who's being bullied?

[jaxsons]

I gotta look after a young lady's honor.

[loculus]

If she's lacking in honour that had nothing to do with me.

[chemveil]

We both know that's just totally false.

[loculus]

If anything, you took mine.

[chemveil]

What??? Oh my god. You didn't have any honor to ruin when I met you.

[loculus]

It's impossible that everyone can still believe you're the victim here.

[chemveil]

I'm very well-liked, and I'm just stating facts.

[loculus]

Only half of that is true.

[chemveil]

How dare you say I'm not well-liked?

[loculus]

And therein you call yourself a liar.

[chemveil]

No no, you're just rude and wrong.

[loculus]

That's not how this works.

[chemveil]

Wrong again, Dom.

maryle.

[loculus]

Would you allow St. James to kiss you on the cheek if I offered your services in the name of good?

No sexual favours.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

What are the services I'm providing?

And you know I'll do anything for you, but yeah, no sexual favors.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Preventing the hoi polloi from wishing him a happy birthday when he prefers to wallow in grief and obscurity.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Oh yeah, I can do that easy. Who am I to rob him of grief and obscurity?

Will the cheek kiss make him feel better?

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

I have no idea.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

If it'll make him feel better he can do it I guess.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Thank you, on his behalf.

[chemveil]

You're the best.