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[fiia]

Hello :)

It has been brought to my attention about the existence of a Public Kiss List, and I think that this is a wonderful idea! After all, kissing is an enjoyable pastime and should be partaken in enthusiastically and often! But I know that there are people who are more, how do you say, conservative aboard, and for that I would like to offer my services!

Not as a kissee, at least for the men (désolée!), but as a coordinator!

During Mr Bishop's soiree last week, I could not help but notice that sparkling pull of chemistry between people. I think it sometimes takes another person to point out what is obvious to others.

For example! Casper and Lola would be fantastique, non? Or Domingo and Jax! Such chemistry!

I am happy to help make arrangements!

Comments

[witlessbay]

what do you mean

[fiia]

You can drive their enemies utterly mad. Break their minds so that reality and dreams is not blurred, but merged. And then get conservatorship of the poor soul for your love to do with them as they will.

[twinstudies]

Wait, I don’t want this to be part of the kissing booth

[witlessbay]

that seems like a lot of work

[fiia]

For the right person? It is nothing.

[witlessbay]

i already have a kid i dont want to take care of a broken-souled enemy

[fiia]

I suppose that is fair. So whomever wishes to win you must go a different route! Perhaps flowers, chocolates, and scantily clad dances?

[witlessbay]

being my wife is a good shot too

[fiia]

But she is too good for you!

[witlessbay]

[...] sorry?

[fiia]

I do not mean any offense. I simply think women are too good for men.

[witlessbay]

why

[fiia]

Because women are beautiful, elegant, and breathtaking! And men are men.

[witlessbay]

seems more about who you are attracted to

[fiia]

Well, yes. Opinions are simply personally held beliefs, after all!

[witlessbay]

what are you into besides matchmaking?

[fiia]

I am into baking and pressing flowers. I have dabbled in needlepoint but I lack the temperment for it.

[witlessbay]

what do you do with the flowers

[fiia]

I think I kept keep them in a book.

[witlessbay]

sounds pretty. do you ever use them for bookmarks?

[fiia]

No. Memories.

[witlessbay]

home?

[fiia]

Of where I have been.

[witlessbay]

that's kind of nice then

[fiia]

I suppose!

What sorts of things are you into, Cal?