omoreau 001.

[fiia]

Hello :)

It has been brought to my attention about the existence of a Public Kiss List, and I think that this is a wonderful idea! After all, kissing is an enjoyable pastime and should be partaken in enthusiastically and often! But I know that there are people who are more, how do you say, conservative aboard, and for that I would like to offer my services!

Not as a kissee, at least for the men (désolée!), but as a coordinator!

During Mr Bishop's soiree last week, I could not help but notice that sparkling pull of chemistry between people. I think it sometimes takes another person to point out what is obvious to others.

For example! Casper and Lola would be fantastique, non? Or Domingo and Jax! Such chemistry!

I am happy to help make arrangements!

Comments

[jaxsons]

I appreciate the offer, but it's come to my attention I've been friendzoned, it can never be, I'm just in tatters about it, etc.

[fiia]

But that is so sad! Perhaps he is simply overwhelmed by attraction and being onboard with you again that he is distancing himself?

[loculus]

[...] Isn't this exciting.

[fiia]

It is! I feel it is far too easy to forget to enjoy oneself in the midst of turmoil.

[riio]

[………]

I don’t think we have a large enough stock of popcorn in stores for what we potentially might need for this.

[fiia]

Popcorn? That is basic! No. I have made bonbons.

Nifia.

[oneirophrenic]

Ms. Moreau, if your schedule is truly so unburdened, I see no reason we cannot allocate more of it to the Fracture Garden.

Nifia.

[fiia]

Ah, but you are so burdened by work, Nikola! I do not wish to add to the burden.

But perhaps you are jealous? I am certain that a certain someone would be more than happy to pin you to a wall and kiss you senseless!

[murphyy]

i don’t need anyone making arrangements for me.

[fiia]

It was simply an offer!

[clandestinity]

surely i do not strike you as conservative about these things.

[fiia]

Non, of course not! But some of the others...

[dochenka]

I am curious to see this list.

[fiia]

It is mercurial, of course!

[delilahs]

I think more people should share their kiss lists; it's wrong that I'm the only one bold enough to do it

[fiia]

I agree! You are very bold indeed.

[orlaith]

are you trying to spread mono?

[fiia]

Of course not! Consider this incentive for a physical screening!

[witlessbay]

is this like a matchmaker thing

[fiia]

Yes, exactly!

[chemveil]

You're going to be a nightmare on Valentine's Day this year, huh?

[fiia]

Moi? A nightmare? Never!

[foundlostfound]

Please don’t ask me to kiss anyone.

[fiia]

I would never! You are too new and I have not yet divined your perfect match, after all!

[niim]

We've been doing maintenance & cleaning in one of the hangars and I feel like I should say that the large hose is still out, in case anyone needs cooling off.

[fiia]

You are always so helpful, Nim!

[technosignatures]

i'll kiss anyone if they give me treats and worship me

[fiia]

And you deserve no less than that exact treatment!

[kepha]

Self-identifying as conservative in this matter, to disclose bias, but: increasing the rate of salivary exchange in an enclosed population could increase the prevalence of certain communicable diseases and make some health conditions that not typically communicable, such as cavities, contagious.

On the other hand, kissing decreases the level of stress in the body, which helps the immune system.

So I suppose if everyone partaking is a skilled kisser, the potential health benefits will outweigh the costs.

[fiia]

Exactly! It is science! And who are we to argue with science?

[twinstudies]

Oh is this like a Valentine’s Day thing?

[fiia]

Do you think they would let us have a kissing booth?

[philiip]

Kissing is an enjoyable pastime.

[fiia]

It is! Are you doing enough of it, Philip?

[ewhitmore]

a public what now?

[fiia]

Kiss list!

[heelhook]

nobody put me on any lists

[fiia]

It is too late.

[jetting]

Makes me wish for all those posts about music

This ship gets smaller every day.

[fiia]

Do you know what is smaller? Your matches.

[reidings]

How nice of you to make everyone’s kissing dreams come true.

[fiia]

I am very selfless, you see.

[adequacies]

What is it like being so selfless and such a troublemaker all at once?

[fiia]

It is a unique blend of righteousness!

[jiinyu]

This does not seem very appropriate.

[fiia]

And why is that?

[jinking]

How do you decide two people would work well together?

[fiia]

Chemistry mostly! A connoisseur of love can sense a spark between two people, even before those people feel it themselves!

But also looks. Pretty people with pretty people is always nice.

[backdrive]

Oh, pick someone for me!

[fiia]

Irina or Fox!