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[fiia]

Hello :)

It has been brought to my attention about the existence of a Public Kiss List, and I think that this is a wonderful idea! After all, kissing is an enjoyable pastime and should be partaken in enthusiastically and often! But I know that there are people who are more, how do you say, conservative aboard, and for that I would like to offer my services!

Not as a kissee, at least for the men (désolée!), but as a coordinator!

During Mr Bishop's soiree last week, I could not help but notice that sparkling pull of chemistry between people. I think it sometimes takes another person to point out what is obvious to others.

For example! Casper and Lola would be fantastique, non? Or Domingo and Jax! Such chemistry!

I am happy to help make arrangements!

Comments

[loculus]

Perhaps not the length to which I'd go but I admire your [...] mettle.

[fiia]

How far would you go to find love?

[loculus]

As far as I must... if I was looking for such a thing, which I don't happen to be doing at present.

[fiia]

At present.

[loculus]

Nor for the foreseeable future.

Dom.

[fiia]

It is sad. I think Jackson is quite sweet on you.

Lia/Dom.

[loculus]

Mine wasn't the only lap he occupied, you could send him toward Science instead.

Lia/Dom.

[fiia]

I would not wish Adrían on the worst of men. Jax needs warmth. And you are very warm, especially with that beard.

Lia/Dom.

[loculus]

While I appreciate the sentiment, I don't believe you know enough about me to make such claims.

Lia/Dom.

[fiia]

Your beard keeps your face warm, non? Then you are already warmer than Adrían.

Lia/Dom.

[loculus]

Thank you for considering me given this, the lowest of bars.

[oneirophrenic]

And here I was, patiently awaiting my invitation to your forthcoming nuptials with Jackson.

[loculus]

Would you have preferred user or flower boy?

[oneirophrenic]

Best Man isn't even an option? I'm hurt.

[loculus]

I'm willing to hear you out.

[oneirophrenic]

Imagine the speech I would give. Who could match that?

[loculus]

A good idea but I have one better: you take this sociable streak and consider being the one to bed and wed St. James.

[chemveil]

I'm obviously the Best Man. And I will fight you for it.

[oneirophrenic]

And I will win, though I imagine it would be a very challenging fight.

[chemveil]

Ohhh, a confident man. I was a monster as a teen, you don't know what you're getting yourself into.

[jaxsons]

Is that how people do it these days? Straight to marriage?

[oneirophrenic]

In this particular scenario, yes.

[jaxsons]

If sitting in laps is all it takes now, Adri and I should be tying the knot soon. You coming to that wedding?

[oneirophrenic]

Yes, but only to do a wellness check on Adrián. If he is getting married again, I can only assume he’s been struck on the head by a falling piano and lost what little sense he had left, like some kind of cartoon character.

[jaxsons]

Being married that bad?