omoreau 001.

[fiia]

Hello :)

It has been brought to my attention about the existence of a Public Kiss List, and I think that this is a wonderful idea! After all, kissing is an enjoyable pastime and should be partaken in enthusiastically and often! But I know that there are people who are more, how do you say, conservative aboard, and for that I would like to offer my services!

Not as a kissee, at least for the men (désolée!), but as a coordinator!

During Mr Bishop's soiree last week, I could not help but notice that sparkling pull of chemistry between people. I think it sometimes takes another person to point out what is obvious to others.

For example! Casper and Lola would be fantastique, non? Or Domingo and Jax! Such chemistry!

I am happy to help make arrangements!

Comments

Noldana.

[adrii]

Not how I prefer to be seduced, but I suppose I can make time.

Noldana.

[oneirophrenic]

I wasn't trying to seduce you, you reprobate.

Noldana.

[adrii]

If you want me to put in a good word for you with Dom, he wouldn't believe me.

Noldana.

[oneirophrenic]

He wouldn't need one.

Noldana.

[adrii]

Then what am I helping you with?

Noldana. Several hours later.

[oneirophrenic]

If you dare throw what I'm about to say back in my face at a later date, I will never speak to you again.

If someone you once slept with is no longer interested in you, should you take that as a sign that you have: a) aged badly, b) that prolonged proximity has revealed some aspect of your personality they find unappealing, or c) that you are simply less appealing after an incident that reduced your mobility?

Now, rationally, I understand it could, of course, be something else entirely — it would require a deeply uncharitable assessment of their character to assume they were put off by c. But it is difficult not to wonder.

Noldana.

[adrii]

I'm an asshole, not cruel.

Me, personally, I would assume b if the person in this spiral was me. I'm an acquired taste and not prone to sharing my feelings, and I've accepted that.

If I were you, I'd assume option d: it has nothing to do with you or e: they're scared. A is irrational and wholly untrue, and c means they're not worth the time you are giving them wondering.

You are a deeply attractive man, Nikola, and have gotten more attractive with age. You are disgustingly caring and have several great qualities that would make you an ideal partner for someone who can put up with your narcissism.

Regardless, you can do better than someone who sends you into spirals.

And I will suffocate you in your sleep if you throw this in my face.

Noldana.

[oneirophrenic]

To quote Sally Field: I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me.

Noldana.

[adrii]

Your days are numbered, Novak.

Noldana.

[oneirophrenic]

Yes, yes, I know. But thank you.

Noldana.

[adrii]

Don't mention it.