omoreau 001.

[fiia]

Hello :)

It has been brought to my attention about the existence of a Public Kiss List, and I think that this is a wonderful idea! After all, kissing is an enjoyable pastime and should be partaken in enthusiastically and often! But I know that there are people who are more, how do you say, conservative aboard, and for that I would like to offer my services!

Not as a kissee, at least for the men (désolée!), but as a coordinator!

During Mr Bishop's soiree last week, I could not help but notice that sparkling pull of chemistry between people. I think it sometimes takes another person to point out what is obvious to others.

For example! Casper and Lola would be fantastique, non? Or Domingo and Jax! Such chemistry!

I am happy to help make arrangements!

Comments

[chemveil]

I'm obviously the Best Man. And I will fight you for it.

[oneirophrenic]

And I will win, though I imagine it would be a very challenging fight.

[chemveil]

Ohhh, a confident man. I was a monster as a teen, you don't know what you're getting yourself into.

[oneirophrenic]

So was I. We may be evenly matched.

[chemveil]

Are we going to have to get in a fight so I can prove that I would wreck you?

[oneirophrenic]

You could certainly try.

[chemveil]

I do think you'd give me a run for my money, but with youth on my side I'd prevail.

You'll be such a cute flower boy.

[oneirophrenic]

I'm no Domingo, but I do know how to say 'no' in at least five different languages.

[loculus]

I could teach you a few more.

[oneirophrenic]

Y You should. I am a very quick study.

[loculus]

We'll work on "yes, " as well to ensure your education's well-rounded.

[oneirophrenic]

I suppose I’m amenable to that. What else did you have in mind?

[loculus]

Are you expecting an intensive course?

[chemveil]

I pretend to know languages to annoy him, so I assume I could do the same to you.

[oneirophrenic]

I think we may be misdirecting our energies. We both want to be Best Man, but it seems to me we should be conspiring against him, not against each other.

[chemveil]

You know, this is an excellent point. We're both too nice to him, and he'd really be in trouble against both of us.

[oneirophrenic]

He really would be. With our power combined...

[chemveil]

I saw him threatening the same against you, so it only seems fair.

Our approaches are so different, I think we could really do some good work.

[loculus]

I'd like to spectate.

[chemveil]

Well yeah, you have to. Best Man Brawl is important stuff.

[loculus]

Will you be flower girl if you lose?

[chemveil]

No, you just have to make me Bestest Man then.

[loculus]

I was under the impression that ring-made titles are sacred.

[chemveil]

Would you really dishonor our love this way? I was being nice to Niko's pride by suggesting a fight.

[loculus]

Yours and mine? With both ease and zeal.