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[fiia]

Hello :)

It has been brought to my attention about the existence of a Public Kiss List, and I think that this is a wonderful idea! After all, kissing is an enjoyable pastime and should be partaken in enthusiastically and often! But I know that there are people who are more, how do you say, conservative aboard, and for that I would like to offer my services!

Not as a kissee, at least for the men (désolée!), but as a coordinator!

During Mr Bishop's soiree last week, I could not help but notice that sparkling pull of chemistry between people. I think it sometimes takes another person to point out what is obvious to others.

For example! Casper and Lola would be fantastique, non? Or Domingo and Jax! Such chemistry!

I am happy to help make arrangements!

Comments

[witlessbay]

i like mysteries more. got any of those?

[fiia]

I am not fond of mysteries, unfortunately.

[witlessbay]

but mysteries are romantic

[fiia]

There is no romance in murder! And there is no mystery without a body.

[witlessbay]

if you killed for someone that's romantic

[orlaith]

or if you drove someone to insanity and they killed for you

[witlessbay]

speaking from experience?

[orlaith]

yes

[witlessbay]

what part

[orlaith]

all of it

[witlessbay]

but what part were you

[orlaith]

i would never let myself be driven to insanity by someone else

[witlessbay]

maybe you havent met the right person yet

[orlaith]

there’s no such thing as the right person, people will always be disappointing

[witlessbay]

[...] that's part of being human

[fiia]

That is overrated. There are things worse than death you can do to declare your love.

[witlessbay]

what do you mean

[fiia]

You can drive their enemies utterly mad. Break their minds so that reality and dreams is not blurred, but merged. And then get conservatorship of the poor soul for your love to do with them as they will.

[twinstudies]

Wait, I don’t want this to be part of the kissing booth

[witlessbay]

that seems like a lot of work

[fiia]

For the right person? It is nothing.

[witlessbay]

i already have a kid i dont want to take care of a broken-souled enemy

[fiia]

I suppose that is fair. So whomever wishes to win you must go a different route! Perhaps flowers, chocolates, and scantily clad dances?

[witlessbay]

being my wife is a good shot too

[fiia]

But she is too good for you!