MBONE .. 001 - AFTER EVENING HARMONY LIGHTS

[chemveil]

Fucking fuck The Harmony Lights contained an encoded message tonight. There's a planned Sterilization event in Xitang, China tomorrow (29 Jan) at 1600. It's so fu

Guess we should get to work. Battle stations, etc.

Comments

[loculus]

It was a foreboding beep.

maryle.
[...] If we've recovered sufficiently from today's excitement, yes.

[chemveil]

Going to get someone to reprogram that thing to a nice little song. I like my trauma to come with some dance music.

dom.
Waiting longer is only going to make me more insane, regardless of how this goes.

[loculus]

Don't give Bishop any ideas we'll regret.

maryle.
I haven't murdered anyone, nor am I leaving.

[chemveil]

Don't you want a rave when things are going to hell?

dom.
[.....] Can you please just tell me now? Are you dy I'm sc Ok.

[loculus]

I always thought I'd prefer an opera.

maryle.
[...] You may want to stretch first, however, lest you strain a muscle when you punch me in the face.

[chemveil]

Klingon opera?

dom.
Dom, what I'll work at the punching bag while you all are down on the surface tomorrow.

[loculus]

Or something equally impassioned.

maryle.
There's more than enough for me to do here, I'm leaving the field to those with younger knees.

[chemveil]

Nerd.

dom.
[........] Ok. Good.

[loculus]

You invoked Star Trek, this is on you.

maryle.
[...] I know you will regardless but try not to worry too much.

[chemveil]

I'm cuter than you so I can get away with it.

dom.
I'm not worrying.

[loculus]

Unfortunately true.

maryle.
Okay. Then how can I help you, in the next 23 hours?

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

I'm going to see what additional information I can find about Xitang, so if you don't have other things to do some help there would be nice. [....] We could watch a movie later too if we have time, I guess.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Yes, I can help. [...] But perhaps we table the movie until everyone's home?

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Thanks.

Can't believe you don't want to watch a movie while everyone is risking their lives. I was going to suggest Armageddon.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

A romantic comedy.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

My favorite kind of movie, as you know.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

And as everyone knows, it's not a comedy until the death toll exceeds 15 million.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Funny how the death toll requirement for a romance is only 10 million.

[...]

Dom, are

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

No, comedies are the funny ones, it's in the name.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

[..........] I hate you.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

I love you, too.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

You're the man equivalent of a hair shirt.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

The mental images border on horrifying. I'm flattered.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

I aim to please.

[...]

Love you, even though I kind of want to kill you. Figured both those things are worth putting out there even though I'm sure you already know.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Oh, I'm well aware, thank you.