🧭 dflores 001

[loculus]

Did the Mnemo get smaller while I was away?

Comments

[jaxsons]

Pretty sure a ship doesn't work that way. Did you finally get taller?

[loculus]

I don't know, do I look taller or is it merely that how I've become (even) more handsome distracts one from my one (tragic) failing?

[murphyy]

it’s the worst part about leaving tbh. it’s never bigger than you remember it.

[loculus]

Not the friends, lovers, and everything in between you leave behind?

[delilahs]

Shrinking a ship to fuck with you would a very impressive prank

[loculus]

And every resident of this ship does impress me, so it could be feasible.

[reidings]

Yes, it's actually been shrinking one millimeter in size every day since that last time you were here.

[loculus]

Did someone run it through the dryer again?

[chemveil]

Your beard is taking up too much space.

[loculus]

This is one person's opinion. Only one.

[cjacobs]

I assure you the dimensions are the same.

[loculus]

If I trust anyone's judgment on this, it's yours.

[niim]

Classified (to Engineering).

[loculus]

So yes.

[highvolt]

it was [REDACTED]

[backdrive]

I've been working really hard to keep it the same size!

[loculus]

Perhaps next time you could work really hard to make it bigger?

[highvolt]

new electrical engineer, who dis?

[loculus]

"Who dis"?

[orlaith]

you noticed

[loculus]

I've been told I'm perceptive.

[finotti]

It's smaller on the inside.

[murphyy]

i’m pretty sure that’s true

[agyieus]

i keep getting lost

[murphyy]

really?

[philiip]

No. Maybe your beard is expanding.

[loculus]

So many beard jokes, it's like the rest of you forgot what a decent one could look like.

[ewhitmore]

isn’t it cozy?

[loculus]

Some could say that, yes.

[arasch]

Who are you?

[loculus]

Someone who looks, dresses, speaks, and possesses the same fingerprints as the man who returns every year. Spooky, isn't it?

[humanityresource]

Oh good, you're here.

[loculus]

Here I am.

[agueyegrey]

If we've been running it through G-Force, it's a possibility.

[loculus]

And have you?