🧭 dflores 001

[loculus]

Did the Mnemo get smaller while I was away?

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[loculus]

I'll have you know, it's received at least two rave reviews.

[chemveil]

Your ass or your beard?

[loculus]

Yes.

[chemveil]

You should yell at them for being full of shit.

Will the tin can feel bigger if I come to your room and paint a landscape on the wall?

[loculus]

It will feel more like a post-apocalyptic fever dream if you come into my room and throw buckets of paint in the general direction of the wall.

[chemveil]

Babe, you really think that's going to make it worse than it already is?

Also I've been practicing.

[loculus]

No one in their right mind would let you paint their space, so it must have been someone in Battlest.

[chemveil]

Be nice to the meatheads.

I'm going to find some paint.

[loculus]

I'm nice to anyone who can ground me into dust with their biceps alone.

Must you?

[chemveil]

That's a lot of people, but I still see you talking a lot of shit.

Well yeah, unless you want me to suffer. And be very very very sad.

[loculus]

Talking a lot of shit happens to be one of the first lessons in Espionage training.

You're more than capable of doing both of those things without my help.

[chemveil]

Talking shit really helps you stay under the radar, huh?

Wow. W O W. Be careful or you might hurt those feelings of mine you forced me to have [........] my feelings.

[loculus]

It can mislead opponents into underestimating you.

What if, and I know this is extreme, instead of painting my wall we... look at my wall and decide it's decent as it is.

[chemveil]

Your beard makes you look pretty pathetic so you don't need the help now.

Ask a girl to drinks before you propose staring at a blank wall.