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[heelhook]

what d'you think the aliens look like and is whatever you say hot to you

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Batthom.

[griiff]

Great. I'm just going to go to the gym and drop the barbell on my head.



Maybe he didn't notice?

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Not a good way to go out.

That's part of the problem.

You were talking about sandwiches. Not the most flirty conversation. You were almost there with a rewatch could have slid in an offer to watch it together.

Batthom.

[griiff]

I thought about offering a rewatch but then I thought if we did and I got scared how lame would that be? Sandwiches felt safe, like oh maybe we can have lunch and I can make you a sandwich.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Well, if you did, you could have used it as a moment to seek comfort in the arms of the guy you think is cute.

There is nothing romantic about sandwiches. But I see where you were going with this.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Is that how people do that??

Well, at least he'd eat my sandwich.

Re: Batthom.

[fbatista]

Well, now you can invite him for lunch.

Batthom.

[griiff]

No, now I'm going to hide for the foreseeable future.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

No. You don't need to do that.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Too late. I've dyed my hair and changed my name.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

What colour?

Batthom.

[griiff]

Purple.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

You definitely can pull that off.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Do you think so?

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Oh absolutely. What is the new name for this purple haired wonder?

Batthom.

[griiff]

Lyle. I figured that's a good name.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Great. I am picturing it now.

Next time just ask the cute guy out.

Batthom.

[griiff]

I can't just ask someone out.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Why not?

Batthom.

[griiff]

Because you just can't do that. You have to establish a connection first. And then it comes naturally.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

I see. Some people go on dates to accomplish that and feel it out. So both parties know that is what is on the table.

Alternatively, just ask them out for hang outs. Go to the gym or something?

Batthom.

[griiff]

I think this ship has sailed and hit an iceberg.

Me. I'm the iceberg. I sank it.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

It wasn't going bad to start. Just gotta work on the delivery.

Next time. You'll get it next time.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Sweet of you to assume I'll try again.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Why not? You were so close.

Batthom.

[griiff]

This is the second time I've fumbled this with Bobby.