gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

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[adequacies]

I think you’re being targeted.

Friends
I think you’ve flirted successfully via sandwich.

[griiff]

It kind of feels like it.

FRIENDS.
Really? It's not just [...] pity? Because I was pretty pitiful.

[adequacies]

Perhaps hibernation has its merits.

FOG
I told you, you were only derailed a bit yesterday. There is nothing pitiful about that.

[griiff]

I think my skydiving plan has more merit now.

FOG.
Maybe. It just seems [...] not real?

[adequacies]

No. You still are not allowed to do that.

FOG
What about it is unbelievable? You are charming and earnest— many people find that attractive.

[griiff]

But I have a parachute and everything!

FOG.
I guess. I don't know. I've spent the last, what? however many years with Dislinked and successfully managed to find zero people interested in me.

[adequacies]

Must I say I would be sad twice in a day’s time?

FOG
Is it that, or is it that you haven’t realized that someone might be interested?

[griiff]

Okay, you win.

FOG.
[.......] I mean. I totally would have noticed.

FOG.

[adequacies]

Osito. This whole post proves otherwise.

cava

[witlessbay]

how was your trip?

cava

[adequacies]

Very short and thankfully uneventful.

cava

[witlessbay]

really?

cava

[adequacies]

No one had any fits, there were no HDroids that came for me in the markets, and I brought back carrots.

It was a bit odd that Mamá insisted on us only staying there one night. Even the Veil has its limits when it comes to ex husbands bringing their new partners over.

cava

[witlessbay]

thanks, eva.

did you guys talk at all?

cava

[adequacies]

I thought you weren’t timing me.

cava

[witlessbay]

i'm not?

cava

[adequacies]

It felt like it.

No, we didn’t. Though I’m sure you guessed that already.

eva.

[loculus]

Was anyone maimed in València? Emotional maimings do count.

eva.

[adequacies]

Are they not the most damaging kind?

We’re all unscathed. Papá will be unbearable about the protests put up by all of us.

eva.

[loculus]

Often.

Hell always find something to be unbearable about. Thank you for going.

deva.

[adequacies]

I counted two light emotional maimings, in case one comes up with you later.

He does love a good problem of his own making.

You don’t have to thank me. He’s my father; he was quite honestly a little delusional to think I wouldn’t be going to begin with.

deva.

[loculus]

I look forward to reacting with shock.

He may have delusional in at least five different ways but I'm still grateful that you and de Vries played escort. I assume you haven't seen your mother often?

deva.

[adequacies]

Are you very good at doing so?

No. I saw her about three years ago prior to this.

deva.

[loculus]

I'd hope so after so long embedded on the surface.

What w How was it?

deva.

[adequacies]

Point taken.

[…] are you asking about me or how I think Papá handled it?