gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

[technosignatures]

bananas are fake anyway but banana milk is good

[griiff]

Bananas are real but I've never had banana milk.

[reidings]

[witlessbay]

whats happening with the bananas?

[griiff]

I think someone raided Ashwin's [...] protection stock to [...] protect the bananas.

[orlaith]

someones putting condoms on bananas

Friends of Griff

[fbatista]

Okay one.... protective sleeve?

And yeah, probably hungry for something not a sandwich.

Friends of Griff

[highvolt]

😏😏😏

friends.

[highvolt]

HOLY SHIT. GENTLEMEN

FOG.

[griiff]

It's not flirting, right? It's just him being nice?

[archiees]

You found a condom on a banana and still ate it?

[griiff]

No, I didn't eat it.

[reidings]

Do you think about these things before writing them?

[griiff]

I actually thought long and hard about this one.

[dochenka]

The bananas do not need to fuck anyone. Stop wasting condoms, whoever did this.

[griiff]

I really just wanted to add a banana to my cereal.

[searlait]

Don't waste condoms. We don't need an outbreak or on board pregnancies.

[griiff]

Babies are cute but definitely don't belong on the ship.

[adequacies]

I think you’re being targeted.

Friends
I think you’ve flirted successfully via sandwich.

[griiff]

It kind of feels like it.

FRIENDS.
Really? It's not just [...] pity? Because I was pretty pitiful.

Friends of Griff.

[jinking]

G, I love you so much. But you're making me read my roommate say things like:
HKOSKINEN: Please come and pay attention to my face

Just to ask questions you've GOT to know the answer to!

FOG.

[griiff]

He could just want a sandwich, Fox.

[clandestinity]

who is idiotic enough to burn through luxuries this way? it is not as if there is some abundance of fruit on this ship.

[griiff]

Well, the bananas have been de-protected and washed, but I can't eat them now that I've seen the Horrors.

[orlaith]

i need time away from this ship

[griiff]

So does whoever did this.

[loculus]

Everyone on this vessel needs an hour per day to run around as though they were in a dog park.

[griiff]

Some of us run 10ks twice a week.

[andcaboodle]

On all the bananas? Was someone hosting a pre-Valentine's sex ed?

[griiff]

Maybe? But wouldn't you put the [...] protection on during the class?

[jiinyu]

Each day, there is something new to be disturbed about.

[griiff]

It puts life in perspective?

[jaxsons]

We sure it isn't a euphemism, Griff?

[griiff]

Yes, I'm sure.

[backdrive]

Can I have the banana if nobody wants it??

[griiff]

They're in the mess. Knock yourself out, Sef.

[foundlostfound]

Would we classify all this as prairie madness. Because it's a new frontier.
Or just you know. Basic level cabin fever.

[griiff]

Probably just basic level cabin fever.

[nishad]

There's blueberries?

[griiff]

*were. I finished the last of them off.

Nix.

[jinking]

Quick question for you.

Nix.

[niim]

Hey buddy, what's good.

FOG

[jetting]

I’m not getting in the middle of you two.

FOG

[griiff]

I already told you, Eli. You're not my type.