gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

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[jaxsons]

Sorry about that. Think about bananas?

How's your ankle, by the way?

[adequacies]

I will absolutely not, thank you.

Back to full capacity. Medical cleared me a few days ago.

[jaxsons]

What about other fruit? I'd kill someone for a good papaya.

Damn, congrats.

[adequacies]

I could offer you peaches or figs.

Get on Bishop’s good side if you’re not already. He worked a miracle.

[jaxsons]

You have peaches?

Bishop does love me, probably. The words have never left his lips.

[adequacies]

Si. I can part with two.

How coy.

[jaxsons]

Can I trade you for a lovely face mask?

He's been breaking my heart for almost a decade. I'm in ruins.

[adequacies]

You can.

And yet you soldier on. You are very brave.

[jaxsons]

Hang tight, I gotta find where I put it, if Flip hasn't stolen it.

I appreciate you saying that. It's been real hard.

[adequacies]

Take your time. I selected a variety of ripeness so they wouldn’t all go at once.

It’s a terrible thing to go unacknowledged.

[jaxsons]

Eres un ángel.

You hear that, Bishop?

[adequacies]

My halo has been delayed in its delivery.

I must warn you, if I end up facilitating a love confession, I can’t officiate the wedding. I am booked years out.

[jaxsons]

FedEx doesn't deliver up here. You could try putting in a ticket next time you're down.

Too stressful, or is it that everyone on board's already on the list?

[adequacies]

Surely someone up here could make me a halo. We have aluminum foil.

Oh, the stress. I could never put the same ceremony together twice.

[jaxsons]

Eva, would you like me to make you an aluminum crown?

I can appreciate the commitment. We've only got so many possible venues here, though.

[adequacies]

Expeditiously, actually.

The ambiance is one of the other challenges, yes.

[jaxsons]

Well damn. I'll get right on that after peaches.

You can do it. You've got panache.

[adequacies]

Thank you for prioritizing it.

The stubbornness helps.