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[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

[technosignatures]

bananas are fake anyway but banana milk is good

[griiff]

Bananas are real but I've never had banana milk.

[reidings]

[witlessbay]

whats happening with the bananas?

Friends of Griff

[fbatista]

Okay one.... protective sleeve?

And yeah, probably hungry for something not a sandwich.

friends.

[highvolt]

HOLY SHIT. GENTLEMEN

[griiff]

I think someone raided Ashwin's [...] protection stock to [...] protect the bananas.

Friends of Griff

[highvolt]

😏😏😏

[archiees]

You found a condom on a banana and still ate it?

[reidings]

Do you think about these things before writing them?

Friends of Griff

[griiff]

I couldn't just say condom!

Really? I think he's just being nice.

[orlaith]

someones putting condoms on bananas

[dochenka]

The bananas do not need to fuck anyone. Stop wasting condoms, whoever did this.

FOG.

[griiff]

It's not flirting, right? It's just him being nice?

[searlait]

Don't waste condoms. We don't need an outbreak or on board pregnancies.

[griiff]

No, I didn't eat it.

[griiff]

I actually thought long and hard about this one.

Friends of Griff

[fbatista]

Right your moms raised a gentleman.

No, he is not just being nice! Go for it!

[adequacies]

I think you’re being targeted.

Friends
I think you’ve flirted successfully via sandwich.

[griiff]

I really just wanted to add a banana to my cereal.

[technosignatures]

nah they're all fake or something, i read about it once. i miss things like banana milk and strawberry milk, but banana bread is banana propaganda

Friends of Griff

[fbatista]

Exactly.

[griiff]

Babies are cute but definitely don't belong on the ship.

FOG.

[highvolt]

oh honey. precious baby bear man. nim's my buddy and he is flirting.

[griiff]

It kind of feels like it.

FRIENDS.
Really? It's not just [...] pity? Because I was pretty pitiful.