gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

[witlessbay]

whats happening with the bananas?

[griiff]

I think someone raided Ashwin's [...] protection stock to [...] protect the bananas.

[witlessbay]

i love a prank but i gotta say im not seeing the vision here

[griiff]

Pre-Valentine's day advice, maybe?

[witlessbay]

surely we all know how to use a condom

[griiff]

I think you've got a lot of faith in people, Cal.

[witlessbay]

i wouldnt be here if i didnt

[griiff]

Well, I mean, yes, but faith like assuming people do the smart thing. Now I'm overthinking and overexplaining.

[witlessbay]

probably better than the alternative

[griiff]

I'm gonna be real honest, Cal: I have no idea what the alternative is.

[witlessbay]

wasting a bunch of condoms on bananas

[griiff]

Thta makes sense. I lost track of the thread.

[witlessbay]

its alright. you missed your balanced breakfast

[griiff]

And a balanced breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[orlaith]

someones putting condoms on bananas

[witlessbay]

sexuall frustrated or fruit allergy?

[orlaith]

probably just an american being dumb

[witlessbay]

as long as you know im not

[orlaith]

no i know you're a dumb canadian

[witlessbay]

ouch but ill take it

[orlaith]

hard to miss with the accent

[witlessbay]

you're going to come at me about accents?

[orlaith]

are you implying something about my accent?

[witlessbay]

never

[searlait]

What accent?