gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

[witlessbay]

surely we all know how to use a condom

[griiff]

I think you've got a lot of faith in people, Cal.

[witlessbay]

i wouldnt be here if i didnt

[griiff]

Well, I mean, yes, but faith like assuming people do the smart thing. Now I'm overthinking and overexplaining.

[witlessbay]

probably better than the alternative

[griiff]

I'm gonna be real honest, Cal: I have no idea what the alternative is.

[witlessbay]

wasting a bunch of condoms on bananas

[griiff]

Thta makes sense. I lost track of the thread.

[witlessbay]

its alright. you missed your balanced breakfast

[griiff]

And a balanced breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[witlessbay]

get some protein next time

[griiff]

The protein granola isn't great and I can't do another protein shake.

[witlessbay]

add some honey

[griiff]

I didn't even think of that. I thought maple syrup, but we've only got the fake stuff up here.

[witlessbay]

that's just sugar. don't do that to yourself

[griiff]

Cav. I'm Canadian. Maple syrup runs through my veins.

[witlessbay]

so am i, depending on the day

[griiff]

Then you should understand that maple syrup is life.

[witlessbay]

the fake stuff doesn't count