gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

Nix.

[niim]

Yeah no I don't have any solutions to that except she w. That's a bad burn.

Nix.

[jinking]

I think the only solution is for me to hide out in our room until the end of time. You'll be my proxy with the rest of the ship.

Nix.

[niim]

The flaw here is when I need you sexiled, Fox. What then?

Best to get back out there, buddy.

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[jinking]

Pretend I'm not there?

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[niim]

OK voyeur!

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[jinking]

[...] Hold on, not like that. I mean Although

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[niim]

You sure?

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[jinking]

I don't know!. I've never been in that kind of situation before.

Nix.

[niim]

Me neither. But when I remember we’ve got long lives to lead around all this alien shit, I think — maybe be a bit more adventurous?

Nix.

[jinking]

I suppose that's a good way of looking at it. You got yourself a bucket list or something?

Nix.

[niim]

Starting one now?

Nix.

[jinking]

Sure, yeah. Tell me what would be on yours.

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[niim]

Being voyeured, apparently.

UNSENT.

[jinking]

Okay but not with my partner Griff is I need to be able to fly with a clear head??

Nix.

[jinking]

I could maybe help with that. Just let me know! [...] :)

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[niim]

Buddy. What are the ! and :) hiding?

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[jinking]

Well, I guess it'd depend! Like, if you were fooling around with GRIFF? a pilot! somebody I know real well and have to be around all the time, that might get a little awkward for me. I'd be trying to act normal in conversation while my mind's off betraying me, thinking about what they look like when they're, you know, otherwise occupied. And that's just not a situation I'd be too eager to volunteer for. But otherwise! You know.

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[niim]

Would it be less awkward if you were just part of it? Like, a group thing.

Nix.

[jinking]

How is that LESS awkward? If it's GRIFFIN???? someone I want to keep a clear head around, I don't think "I know what they look like in the throes of passion (because I was inside them)" is much better than "I know what they look like in the throes of passion (because I watched.)"

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[niim]

OK what if it's someone you don't want to keep a clear head around? (I hope I'm understanding this right.)

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[jinking]

In THEORY I could be into it. I've never been in that kind of situation before neither.

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[niim]

But do you want to be?

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[jinking]

Do I want to be in a situation? Sure, I guess. There's plenty I haven't tried yet that sounds like it could be a good time. I mean, I can't say the thought's never crossed my mind. Like this one time I was getting out of my flight suit and Nishad and Philip were talking nearby. And Nishad was leaning in a little close, real easy-like, kinda flirty? Though I figure he's probably just like that with everybody. Still, it got me wondering if they'd ever been together. And once that thought plants itself, my mind starts wandering. Next thing I know I'm imagining I've won some sort of cosmic raffle, one where they stroll over like, "We spotted you from across the hangar and figured you're the finest pilot on this ship, care to join us?" So I guess I've considered whether I'd just watch or actually take part. Truth is, if I did join in, I'd want to do a real good job, and I might worry about getting a little overwhelmed.

That said, I probably still would. Hard not to consider it when, frankly, everyone on this ship is unfairly good looking! Does that answer your question?

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[niim]

That you want to be in situations? Yes. We've just got to get you there, kettuseni.

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[jinking]

Do you want a suggestion for a situation you can be in WITHOUT me?