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[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

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Nix.

[jinking]

Quick question for you.

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[niim]

Hey buddy, what's good.

Nix.

[jinking]

You'd give me a proper heads up if I was going to be sexiled any time soon, right?

Nix.

[niim]

Yes, because I wouldn't want to leave you stranded.

Nix.

[jinking]

Cool. Just checking! :)

Nix.

[niim]

OK. Same question.

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[jinking]

What, like am I going to sexile YOU soon?

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[niim]

Foxxy, your name is Fox. Every day I'm not sexiled is an anomaly in my eyes.

Nix.

[jinking]

I do okay. [...] I actually really made a mess of things with a girl the other night.

Nix.

[niim]

What did you do?

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[jinking]

📎 [SCREENSHOTS ATTACHED]

[niim]

[niim]

Nix.

[niim]

You're lucky you're cute.

Nix.

[jinking]

It was a weird day! I wasn't thinking!

Nix.

[niim]

Was your goal to hook up (with her)?

Nix.

[jinking]

Well yeah. Obviously I fucked that one up.

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[niim]

No one scores 100% all of the time, Foxxy.

I'm not really an expert and I don't want to analyse your conversation with Iyla too much because I'll probably do it wrong, but you played three cards that maybe don't go well together, like a bad hand in Rummy (skip ahead if you don't want this analysis/tell me to shut up):

1. I want to hook up. (Valid)
   
2. I'm having a weird time and need some kind of attention. (Valid)
   
3. I'll take anyone. (Might be valid, but bad move in declaring that to someone who might have taken you up on the combination of #1 & #2, and I think you don't need explaining why.)

You talk to her since?

Nix.

[jinking]

I'll always take your advice, Nimsy.

[...] But no I haven't said much to her. I mean, what am I supposed to say, "Sorry I made you drier than the Sahara?" I don't feel like you can really come back from that.

Nix.

[niim]

Yeah no I don't have any solutions to that except she w. That's a bad burn.

Nix.

[jinking]

I think the only solution is for me to hide out in our room until the end of time. You'll be my proxy with the rest of the ship.

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[niim]

The flaw here is when I need you sexiled, Fox. What then?

Best to get back out there, buddy.

Nix.

[jinking]

Pretend I'm not there?

Nix.

[niim]

OK voyeur!

Nix.

[jinking]

[...] Hold on, not like that. I mean Although