gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

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[niim]

Was your goal to hook up (with her)?

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[jinking]

Well yeah. Obviously I fucked that one up.

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[niim]

No one scores 100% all of the time, Foxxy.

I'm not really an expert and I don't want to analyse your conversation with Iyla too much because I'll probably do it wrong, but you played three cards that maybe don't go well together, like a bad hand in Rummy (skip ahead if you don't want this analysis/tell me to shut up):

1. I want to hook up. (Valid)
   
2. I'm having a weird time and need some kind of attention. (Valid)
   
3. I'll take anyone. (Might be valid, but bad move in declaring that to someone who might have taken you up on the combination of #1 & #2, and I think you don't need explaining why.)

You talk to her since?

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[jinking]

I'll always take your advice, Nimsy.

[...] But no I haven't said much to her. I mean, what am I supposed to say, "Sorry I made you drier than the Sahara?" I don't feel like you can really come back from that.

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[niim]

Yeah no I don't have any solutions to that except she w. That's a bad burn.

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[jinking]

I think the only solution is for me to hide out in our room until the end of time. You'll be my proxy with the rest of the ship.

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[niim]

The flaw here is when I need you sexiled, Fox. What then?

Best to get back out there, buddy.

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[jinking]

Pretend I'm not there?

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[niim]

OK voyeur!

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[jinking]

[...] Hold on, not like that. I mean Although

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[niim]

You sure?

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[jinking]

I don't know!. I've never been in that kind of situation before.

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[niim]

Me neither. But when I remember we’ve got long lives to lead around all this alien shit, I think — maybe be a bit more adventurous?

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[jinking]

I suppose that's a good way of looking at it. You got yourself a bucket list or something?

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[niim]

Starting one now?

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[jinking]

Sure, yeah. Tell me what would be on yours.

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[niim]

Being voyeured, apparently.

UNSENT.

[jinking]

Okay but not with my partner Griff is I need to be able to fly with a clear head??

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[jinking]

I could maybe help with that. Just let me know! [...] :)

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[niim]

Buddy. What are the ! and :) hiding?

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[jinking]

Well, I guess it'd depend! Like, if you were fooling around with GRIFF? a pilot! somebody I know real well and have to be around all the time, that might get a little awkward for me. I'd be trying to act normal in conversation while my mind's off betraying me, thinking about what they look like when they're, you know, otherwise occupied. And that's just not a situation I'd be too eager to volunteer for. But otherwise! You know.

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[niim]

Would it be less awkward if you were just part of it? Like, a group thing.

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[jinking]

How is that LESS awkward? If it's GRIFFIN???? someone I want to keep a clear head around, I don't think "I know what they look like in the throes of passion (because I was inside them)" is much better than "I know what they look like in the throes of passion (because I watched.)"

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[niim]

OK what if it's someone you don't want to keep a clear head around? (I hope I'm understanding this right.)

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[jinking]

In THEORY I could be into it. I've never been in that kind of situation before neither.