gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

[orlaith]

are you suggesting that people are out here doing unmentionable things with bananas?

[archiees]

I don't know what people's interests are.

Wasn't there some American film a guy did things to a pie?

[orlaith]

yes but those are just the perversions of americans, they don't truly exist

[archiees]

Are you sure? And not ground in some weird fact.

[delilahs]

I feel like this ship is horny enough (I say respectfully and non-judgementally) that people don't need to resort to being intimate with fruit???

[archiees]

You don't know what people do with other people. Just saying. For me, condom covered fruit means I'm not eating the fruit.

[delilahs]

It seems more likely that someone really wanted to be sure they were ready to slip a condom on a potential partner than someone was that desperate for a sex toy

[archiees]

You're probably right.