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To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

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I live with him. I know the difference between Nim wanting a sandwich (food) and Nim Wanting a Sandwich (sex).

Okay, I guess you would be expert here.

Can you guys be sure to put a sock or belt on the door when you hook up? There are some things my innocent eyes don't need to see.

Fox. It's just a sandwich!

Hey, it's okay. I get it. There are a fair few sandwiches I wouldn't mind being in.

Edited (forgot eli and Ms. Eva can read this! will die when he realizes this!) 2026-02-12 02:23 (UTC)

Now I'm thinking of sandwiches and I hate this for me.

Sorry, man.

At this point, I really should just go skydiving.

Not allowed, G.

But it could be fun.

No, not one bit.

Oh?

[...] Like in training. It's a new flying formation. Ma'am.

You don’t really want to lie to me, do you?

Well no, of course not, Ms. Eva.

And yet, plane formations.

I might've been fibbing there, yes.

Why?

Because I was embarrassed about being crass in front of you.

You don’t need to be.

FOG.

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FOG.

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FOG.

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How interesting. Do say more.

No, that's okay!

Inside thought, Fox.

My bad. Noted for the future.

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