gthomas 002.

[griiff]

To whoever put [...] protective sleeves over the bananas: Please don't. Some of us just want a banana to go with their blueberries and don't want an extra layer to peel off. They already have a protective cover and don't need another one.

And the banana isn't a euphimism. I just really wanted a banana :(

ELI, EVA, FOX, FRY, MAV.

Hi. I need help. [screenshots] He's just being nice, right? And probably hungry?

Comments

[searlait]

I assumed it was over the banana peel, but even if not I'm sure you've all put worse than a little lube in your mouth.

[archiees]

What is someone put it somewhere?

[dochenka]

Stop talking.

[archiees]

Okay.

[searlait]

If anyone has gone to the trouble of putting on a condom, taking it off, and putting it back on a peeled banana, which famously has limited structural integrity, then come to my office and I'll find you a job because you clearly have too much time on your hands.

[archiees]

I am just saying I would not trust a formerly condom covered banana.

[searlait]

You can miss out on fresh fruit then.

[archiees]

I'm okay missing out on these particular bananas. More for everyone else.

Lash.

[nishad]

Is it just me or are the new recruits starting to seem too young these days?

Lash.

[searlait]

Griffin is older than us.

Lash.

[nishad]

I meant Archie, but I'm trying hard not to read what Griffin's writing. The secondhand embarrassment is strong.

Lash.

[searlait]

Maybe they do need sex education as part of the onboarding process.

Lash.

[nishad]

Can you imagine?

Lash.

[searlait]

I'm already imagining all the possible teachers.

Lash.

[nishad]

Aldana would be terrifying.

Lash.

[searlait]

No one would be willing to ask their questions. Taryn would be informative, but everyone would be too distracted to take it in.

Lash.

[nishad]

I'm opting out of doing it. Nikola could. There would still be distraction, but I think he could work through it.

Lash.

[searlait]

Because his 'no kissing in the library' speech went so well.

Lash.

[nishad]

I had forgotten about that moment. I suppose he's out as well.

Lash.

[searlait]

Ishaan.

Lash.

[nishad]

That sounds incredibly awkward, but maybe that's perfect.

Lash.

[searlait]

It somehow is still less awkward than half the things I've read here.

Lash.

[nishad]

There's a lot of awkwardness on full display.

Lash.

[searlait]

I suppose almost everyone has to go through an awkward phase. It's just very belated for some.

Lash.

[nishad]

[...] To be honest, it's hard to think of Griff as someone older than me.