ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[adequacies]

It’s a pleasant surprise.

I do, too. It can be a little difficult to find room on board to do certain things. There was a lot of talk about baseball before you got here.

[ithax]

It's good for all of us, so I'm glad it's not like pullin teeth

Shoot, I'd love baseball. That talk go anywhere?

[adequacies]

Sort of? You’ll want to talk to Cal and Eli— they’re the ones who tried to teach me before I nearly maimed one of them.

[ithax]

Nearly maimed?

[adequacies]

Eli didn’t move in time to avoid a ball to the thigh. He’s okay.

[ithax]

Oh that really doesn't sound nice

[adequacies]

It wasn’t intentional. I didn’t realize how fast it would come off the bat.

[ithax]

Nah I can't imagine you doin that on purpose. That sorta thing can be real surprisin, but I'm sure you learned from it!

[adequacies]

Center of the barrel, not off the hands.

[ithax]

Already gettin better! You gonna practice more so you can play?

[jetting]

It was just a bruise.

[ithax]

Was it goin pretty fast? Those things can hurt

[jetting]

Not something I want to repeat.

[ithax]

I swear I won't hit you with a ball

[jetting]

Or a plane.

[ithax]

I wouldn't hit you with a pla Oh yeah no, no plane hittin neither

[witlessbay]

he almost lost the leg

[ithax]

Think we can sort out a non-maimin version of baseball?

[witlessbay]

yeah. don't let ev pitch.

[ithax]

So baseball's on?

[witlessbay]

sure man, whenever. can you swing well enough not to hit a plane in the hangar?

[adequacies]

And yet here he remains, walking and all.

[witlessbay]

[...] yeah it's a miracle

[adequacies]

And also importantly, the ship was fine.

[witlessbay]

sure