nnovak ‖ 001

[oneirophrenic]

It seems that it is once again time for a periodic reminder of what behavior is acceptable where. Congratulations, everyone: it has been eight (8) months since my last post on this topic. A new record! However, let us not rest on our laurels, as I have recently borne witness to some of the most horrifying behavior yet.

Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
    › This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud

Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️

You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)

It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.

Comments

[chemveil]

Thank goodness.

Who do you think the culprit is? That can't also be Niko, right?

[murphyy]

nah, i try to keep my accusations in the realm of possible. hard to imagine anyone doing this one, tho.

[chemveil]

I like to cause problems, so I'll accuse anyone.

This really is a step too far. Let your roommate suffer, not everyone else.

[murphyy]

or even better, do it in the bathroom where nobody’s gotta watch.

[chemveil]

Love your high hopes for basic decency.

[murphyy]

something’s gotta separate us from the animals.