nnovak ‖ 001

[oneirophrenic]

It seems that it is once again time for a periodic reminder of what behavior is acceptable where. Congratulations, everyone: it has been eight (8) months since my last post on this topic. A new record! However, let us not rest on our laurels, as I have recently borne witness to some of the most horrifying behavior yet.

Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
    › This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud

Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️

You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)

It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.

Comments

[adequacies]

No, you must.

[witlessbay]

i have a lot of work to do

[adequacies]

Do not make me find you.

[witlessbay]

i've got a new hiding spot

[adequacies]

What good will that do you when I can read your mind?

[witlessbay]

then we dont need to have this conversation

[adequacies]

It’s for the public’s knowledge, not mine. I’m doing a good deed.

[witlessbay]

for who?

[adequacies]

Everyone. Like I just said.

[witlessbay]

i think the ship is fine.

[arasch]

No, we don't.

[witlessbay]

you're a terrible wingman

[arasch]

I hate lying.

[witlessbay]

since when

[arasch]

Since always.

[witlessbay]

I have a secret mission coming up.

[adequacies]

Without me?

[witlessbay]

definitely without you

[adequacies]

Nice knowing you.

[witlessbay]

you know i did cope before you got here

[adequacies]

And now you’re better off. Wow, Cal, that’s so kind to think. Thank you.

[arasch]

A secret mission.

[witlessbay]

yep. lots of prep

[arasch]

I better not keep you then.

[witlessbay]

i can talk while i get coffee