nnovak ‖ 001

[oneirophrenic]

It seems that it is once again time for a periodic reminder of what behavior is acceptable where. Congratulations, everyone: it has been eight (8) months since my last post on this topic. A new record! However, let us not rest on our laurels, as I have recently borne witness to some of the most horrifying behavior yet.

Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
    › This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud

Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️

You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)

It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.

Comments

[finotti]

So I think you'll still get plenty to ogle

[backdrive]

And hopefully I don't see ANY feet!

[finotti]

Always look up

[backdrive]

That's probably good advice just in general!

[finotti]

But not too far up

[backdrive]

Why not?

[finotti]

The ceilings not worth getting a sore neck for

[backdrive]

Oh haha probably not. I do have to look at it sometimes to make sure nothing's wrong with it though!

[finotti]

Oh yeah you should definitely keep looking up

[backdrive]

Usually it's fine! But sometimes there's leaks and stuff.

[finotti]

What's the worst leak you've had?

[backdrive]

Oh, right before you two got here there was a big leak in the hydraulics in one of the Battlest hangars. That was a real pain! Mostly just because it's hard to move those planes without the hydraulic lifts working! But the fluid is also kind of [...] sticky is not the right word.

[finotti]

Thick? Slimy? Gummy?

[backdrive]

It's thick and smooth and REALLY hard to get out of your clothes.

[finotti]

If everyone gets it on their clothes we will all have to go shirtless

[backdrive]

Oh well I DON'T recommend that even if it would be kind of exciting to watch!

[finotti]

You're my top suspect if there's a sudden leak

[backdrive]

But it was your idea.

[finotti]

I don't have any access to leaking things

[backdrive]

Almost anything on this ship can leak.

[finotti]

Terrifying