nnovak ‖ 001

[oneirophrenic]

It seems that it is once again time for a periodic reminder of what behavior is acceptable where. Congratulations, everyone: it has been eight (8) months since my last post on this topic. A new record! However, let us not rest on our laurels, as I have recently borne witness to some of the most horrifying behavior yet.

Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
    › This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud

Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️

You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)

It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.

Comments

[oneirophrenic]

I'll have to see if he's willing to do me a favor.

[loculus]

On an unrelated note, have you ever considered letting Jaxson tattoo you? Sei vorsichtig, was du dir wünschst would look striking along your forearm or the small of your back.

[oneirophrenic]

Are you suggesting I get a tramp stamp?

[loculus]

Oh, that's what a tramp stamp is?

[oneirophrenic]

I don't think I could pull that off.

[loculus]

Of course you could.

[chemveil]

For once I agree with Dom, you could totally pull that off.

[oneirophrenic]

He is biased, but you — I will take this compliment.

[chemveil]

He's also kind of a dick. But I'm always very honest.

[loculus]

Excuse me, pot.

[chemveil]

Hi, I'm a delight, actually.

[loculus]

You've misspelled "irritant" again.

[chemveil]

I think your old man eyes are going out.

[oneirophrenic]

Which is very much appreciated.

[chemveil]

♥

So, when are you setting up your tattoo appointment?? I'll come hold your hand if you need.