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veilbreak2026-01-18 04:10 pm
oneirophrenic) wrote in veilbreak2026-01-18 04:10 pm
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nnovak ‖ 001
It seems that it is once again time for a periodic reminder of what behavior is acceptable where. Congratulations, everyone: it has been eight (8) months since my last post on this topic. A new record! However, let us not rest on our laurels, as I have recently borne witness to some of the most horrifying behavior yet.
Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
› This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud
Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️
You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)
It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.
Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
› This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud
Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️
You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)
It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.
Noldana.
Noldana.
Noldana.
Noldana.
Noldana.
Noldana.