nnovak ‖ 001

[oneirophrenic]

It seems that it is once again time for a periodic reminder of what behavior is acceptable where. Congratulations, everyone: it has been eight (8) months since my last post on this topic. A new record! However, let us not rest on our laurels, as I have recently borne witness to some of the most horrifying behavior yet.

Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
    › This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud

Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️

You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)

It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.

Comments

[adequacies]

A convenient “clarification.”

[witlessbay]

you need to have more faith in me

[adequacies]

Not as much as you need to moisturize.

[witlessbay]

i shower

[adequacies]

I […] I never said you didn’t. They're not the same thing.

Cal, why do you believe it’s the same thing?

[witlessbay]

i dont think i should answer this

[adequacies]

No, you must.

[witlessbay]

i have a lot of work to do

[adequacies]

Do not make me find you.

[witlessbay]

i've got a new hiding spot

[adequacies]

What good will that do you when I can read your mind?

[arasch]

No, we don't.

[witlessbay]

you're a terrible wingman

[arasch]

I hate lying.

[jetting]

Go on.

[witlessbay]

are you moisturizing?

[jetting]

Part of beard care 101.

[witlessbay]

are we calling that a beard

[jetting]

I’m not taking grooming advice or slander from the toenail guy.

[jaxsons]

Oh buddy.

[witlessbay]

i dont know what the big deal is

[jaxsons]

Well, first off, doing what we used to do, your skin didn't feel drier than the Mojave Desert?

[witlessbay]

i mean yeah but usually just my hands

[jaxsons]

Respectfully, what the hell.

[adequacies]

It’s starting to sound like they let a reptile on board.