nnovak ‖ 001

[oneirophrenic]

It seems that it is once again time for a periodic reminder of what behavior is acceptable where. Congratulations, everyone: it has been eight (8) months since my last post on this topic. A new record! However, let us not rest on our laurels, as I have recently borne witness to some of the most horrifying behavior yet.

Acceptable Library Behavior:
› Reading
› Quiet contemplation
› Listening to music
    › This insistence on Philip Glass over, say, Chopin continues to grate, but that is a topic for another time.
› Studying without narrating your thoughts aloud

Unacceptable Library Behavior:
› Eating fragrant foods
› Making out like a pair of schoolchildren
› Loudly humming to the aforementioned classical music, and in the wrong key
› Clipping your toenails ‼️

You may be asking yourselves: "Niko, surely no one is clipping their toenails in the library. Why even add that?" I regret to inform you that I saw it with my own eyes (I will not name names), and that it is the worst thing I have personally witnessed since Shaq's album release party in 1993. (Did you know Shaq released an album? Now you do.)

It is a small ship. Let us try to be kind to one another! And, if at all possible, spare each other such unpleasant sights.

Comments

[oneirophrenic]

A fair point, but everyone making accusations and regarding their fellow Mnemo residents with such skepticism is rather amusing to me.

[chemveil]

Ohhh, I see, we're shit stirring. Give us some hints. They don't even have to be true.

[murphyy]

pretty sure novak's been making out in the library and just doesn't want us to suspect 'im.

[loculus]

With who?

[murphyy]

jacobsen.

[loculus]

They must have missed me so much that they sought solace in each other, and one thing led to another...

[humanityresource]

Just try not to disrupt Espionage with all of this heartbreak and drama.

[loculus]

Did Taryn not warn you that's why I was placed in the field in the first place? I'm sure there are photographs of me in my mid-twenties around somewhere, you'd understand if you saw them.

[murphyy]

hormones bloom in lonely places or whatever.

[loculus]

Is this a new song?

[chemveil]

Ain't seen nothing yet, Chirp.

[loculus]

Don't tell me you and Taryn have begun something, too.

[oneirophrenic]

Did you toss some names into a hat and go with the first one you drew?

[murphyy]

can't reveal my sources, novak.

[rjacobson]

Of all the people possible, why are you picking me for this joke?

[murphyy]

rumors are what they are.

[chemveil]

Ah, a classic 'he who smelt it dealt it'.

[murphyy]

if he ruffles his feathers about it enough, no one will believe him guilty...

[chemveil]

Diabolical. Maybe he should be in Espionage.

[murphyy]

he's too famous with the elderly.

[oneirophrenic]

They are not in the Espionage Cell.

[chemveil]

Ok, so Battlest.

[oneirophrenic]

I couldn't say.

[chemveil]

I feel like I'm playing Clue.

Apollo, with the nail clippers, in the library.

[agyieus]

i'm not completely insane